I think this was the first celebrity butt sniffing post that I featured on my old blog “Butts I’d Like to Sniff”. Enjoy.
I’ve always been highly attracted to Angelina Jolie. My ex girlfriend favors her (and Mila Kunis — a combination of the two) in looks.
Besides that, Angelina Jolie has sensual eyes. They border on the line between classy, sexy and pure slutty (nothing wrong with that in my book).
Her eyes perfectly complement her bee stung lips, too. If Angelina Jolie offered me a blowjob, I would be in heaven. She has the ultimate DSLs (dick sucking lips).
About Jolie’s butt: it’s not huge by any means, and it’s not perfectly round, but it’s nice. It’s enjoyable to look at, and I’m sure it’s soft and plump enough to pat. I wouldn’t mind landing a few kisses on her butt cheeks before spreading them apart to reveal her rosebud asshole. If I had to guess, I’d say she’s tight. She just doesn’t look like the type of girl that would prefer frequent anal. I’m sure she’s taken a cock up her ass a few times; if not, I’d actually be kind of disappointed considering how well rounded in personality she is.
Angie’s my kind of gal. She can handle her alcohol and substances. I’d like to drink with her, no doubt. We could drink Jim Beam. I prefer Black Double Aged, but if she wants the Original or Devil’s Cut, that’s fine with me. If she got a bit tipsy, that’s OK — she could lay in my arms. Then, after some heavy flirting, she could spread her butt cheeks apart and so that I can sniff and lick all over her forbidden hole.
I’d have to fuck her in the ass afterward. I would be polite and ask, but I don’t think Angie would mind — she’s a dirty girl. With that said, I’d finish on her lips. Dirty girls like Angelina Jolie don’t mind ass to mouth.
I want to sniff Angelina Jolie’s ass.
I’m going to repeat it again for all intents and purposes: I want to sniff Angelina Jolie’s ass.