This is a repost from my old blog “Butts I’d Like to Sniff”:
I’m going to get this out of the way: it’s funny how, when I was a kid and teenager, WWF/E programming and its divas were so wanton and salacious. I mean, back then, WWF/E would have bra and panties matches (diva vs. diva — the winner would prevail after stripping her opponent from her clothes), the divas would dress as slutty as possible (I had no problem with that!) and plenty of divas would sign a deal to have a Playboy photoshoot! At my age, those ol’ formative years, I would drool over the thoughts of sniffing, licking and fucking the assholes of Trish Stratus, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, etc. after a match. I always wondered how sweaty their assholes would be!
Today, the WWE product is very vanilla, PG-oriented and the divas are quite bland compared to the days of old. Now, that doesn’t mean that the women over the years are less attractive — it’s just that they are more reserved and less slutty, which saddens me now that I’m an adult and practically hornier than ever. I stopped watching WWE in 2004, but my interest was piqued in 2011 when I heard The Rock (someone I looked up to as a kid/early teen) was coming back. Now, from 2004 onwards, I tuned in here and there, but the entertainment value wasn’t nearly as high in quality as it was from 1997-2002, but that’s another story for a different blog/place.
Nonetheless, there’s a diva today by the name of AJ Lee. She’s petite, but has incredible legs and a CUTE ass! Now, Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler top my “Hall of Fame” when it comes to pro wrestling divas and their booties and there is no diva of today that will ever be able to adequately compare, but for a modern day booty-wielder, AJ Lee’s ass is cute, and I wouldn’t hold back for a second if I had the shot to bury my nose in between her ass cheeks and sniff. Given that opportunity, I think my tongue would be wore out because AJ’s asshole would be drenched in my spit/slobber.
AJ Lee’s gimmick is to be a ‘crazy bitch’. Right now she’s a heel (‘bad’), and she’s done a pretty nice job at it. The whole bad girl, slutty angle has worked well with her. Her facial expressions, eye tilts, and oh fuck it, fuck all of that unnecessary nonsense. Fucking WWE needs to put her in a goddamn thong and have her prance around the ring. We need to see these modern girls show some skin. Good god. There was a WWE diva that I’ll do a post on someday by the name of Eve Torres — I also want to sniff her asshole. She’s no longer part of the company, but Eve played the whole heel secretary role well… short skirts, amazing legs and an ass that needed to be SKLF’ed (sniffed, kissed, licked and fucked).
But back to AJ, digressing from the sidetracking above, she’s hot as fuck, and I want to sniff her asshole.